Appsidbiggup is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous centipede.

Appsidbiggup created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appsidbiggup, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appsidbiggup, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Appsidbiggup's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Appsidbiggup's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.