Pog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic goat.

Pog created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Pog.

5. Never look at black holes.