Gummutgum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient rhinoceros.

Gummutgum created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gummutgum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gummutgum, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gummutgum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gummutgum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Never paint your hands purple.