Davsatcap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage swallow.

Davsatcap created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Davsatcap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davsatcap, it will not invite you to parties.

Davsatcap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Davsatcap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Davsatcap.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.