Futquamnak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful hyena.

Futquamnak created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futquamnak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futquamnak, it will come to you in dreams.

Futquamnak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Futquamnak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Never paint your arms blue.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Do not shave your head.