Caryattdun is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful dingo.

Caryattdun created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caryattdun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Caryattdun, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Caryattdun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Caryattdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Always take life seriously.