Nakwipsat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional dolphin.

Nakwipsat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Nakwipsat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nakwipsat, it will torture you forever.

Nakwipsat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nakwipsat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Nakwipsat on top of important buildings.