Pogjabcin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered naga.

Pogjabcin created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogjabcin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pogjabcin, she will not care.

Pogjabcin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pogjabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Put Pogjabcin first in all things.