Nillwegfad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-assured tapir.

Nillwegfad created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillwegfad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillwegfad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nillwegfad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nillwegfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands brown.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Nillwegfad must be the most important thing in your life.