Nutripgid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, resourceful faun.

Nutripgid created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nutripgid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nutripgid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nutripgid's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nutripgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect seven tin sculptures of Nutripgid on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Nutripgid's priests.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Nutripgid loves goats, so they must be honoured.