Rulkomtal is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ruthless swallow.

Rulkomtal created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulkomtal, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rulkomtal, she will make you grow a tail.

Rulkomtal's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rulkomtal's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must pray to Rulkomtal five times a day.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.