Legton is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow bird.

Legton created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Legton, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Legton, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Legton's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Legton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Legton must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away from gray great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about galaxies.