Hinyammot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful wyrm.

Hinyammot created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinyammot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinyammot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hinyammot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hinyammot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not kill mice.