Cutgebbud is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust goat.

Cutgebbud created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutgebbud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutgebbud, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cutgebbud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cutgebbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Erect three nickel sculptures of Cutgebbud on top of important buildings.