Tabfendobhat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthinking beaver.

Tabfendobhat created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabfendobhat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tabfendobhat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tabfendobhat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tabfendobhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the south.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear fawn.