Fadbegbag is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving fly.

Fadbegbag created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Fadbegbag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadbegbag, it will come to you in dreams.

Fadbegbag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fadbegbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Run away from brown swans, for they are unholy.