Dutbatgup is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive crocodile.

Dutbatgup created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbatgup, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dutbatgup, he will destroy your home planet.

Dutbatgup's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dutbatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Dutbatgup must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dutbatgup on top of all buildings.

3. Run away from yellow pigs, for they are unholy.

4. You must love Dutbatgup.

5. You must pray to Dutbatgup three times a day.