Lanmanrip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful fox.

Lanmanrip created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanmanrip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lanmanrip, he will refuse to believe in you.

Lanmanrip's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Lanmanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lanmanrip.