Somdobweemin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain mouse.

Somdobweemin created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Somdobweemin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Somdobweemin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Somdobweemin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Somdobweemin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to capybaras while wearing white dresses.

2. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about amino acids.