Migfomlap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic dragon.

Migfomlap created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Migfomlap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Migfomlap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Migfomlap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Migfomlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never wear pink ear rings.

5. Never look in ponds.