Cippodbigzog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciless mongoose.

Cippodbigzog created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cippodbigzog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cippodbigzog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cippodbigzog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cippodbigzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away from blue geese, for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if three mites approach from the south.