Teenlargvon is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating
rhinoceros.
Teenlargvon created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Teenlargvon, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Teenlargvon, it will boil you in a big pot.
Teenlargvon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Teenlargvon's Holy Commandments1. Snails are not to be trusted.
2. Feed all hungry goats.
3. Never jump in holy places.
4. Do not dye your hair black.
5. You must never eat bread.