Talbepbusgig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy hyena.

Talbepbusgig created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Talbepbusgig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Talbepbusgig, she will not care at all.

Talbepbusgig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Talbepbusgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Talbepbusgig on top of all buildings.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Talbepbusgig on top of important buildings.