Rutnutfebflybudditbatleg Rawmonduss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil goat.

Rutnutfebflybudditbatleg Rawmonduss created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutnutfebflybudditbatleg Rawmonduss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutnutfebflybudditbatleg Rawmonduss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rutnutfebflybudditbatleg Rawmonduss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rutnutfebflybudditbatleg Rawmonduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Rutnutfebflybudditbatleg Rawmonduss on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide if nine mites approach from the north.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.
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