Gunmappit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty ferret.

Gunmappit created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunmappit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gunmappit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gunmappit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gunmappit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four mites approach from the north.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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