Xuckadomtteen is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic
raccoon.
Xuckadomtteen created a charm quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckadomtteen, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Xuckadomtteen, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Xuckadomtteen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Xuckadomtteen's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
4. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the north.
5. Feed all hungry nematodes.