Xuckadomtteen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic raccoon.

Xuckadomtteen created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Xuckadomtteen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xuckadomtteen, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Xuckadomtteen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xuckadomtteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the north.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.