Tigdanbidtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate walrus.

Tigdanbidtaf created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigdanbidtaf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tigdanbidtaf, she will not care at all.

Tigdanbidtaf's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tigdanbidtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from brown cats for they are unholy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Do not chop down trees.