Gedlistnart is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent weasel.

Gedlistnart created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gedlistnart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gedlistnart, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gedlistnart's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gedlistnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide if eight dogs approach from the west.