Hon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tiresome owl.

Hon created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hon, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hon loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. You must love Hon.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about moons.