Gabbaddaplig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical shrew.

Gabbaddaplig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbaddaplig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabbaddaplig, it will not invite you to parties.

Gabbaddaplig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gabbaddaplig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Always obey Gabbaddaplig's priests.

3. Never wear black coats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Gabbaddaplig loves ants, so they must be honoured.