Gabbaddaplig is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical
shrew.
Gabbaddaplig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gabbaddaplig, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gabbaddaplig, it will not invite you to parties.
Gabbaddaplig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Gabbaddaplig's Holy Commandments1. Always help sharks.
2. Always obey Gabbaddaplig's priests.
3. Never wear black coats.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Gabbaddaplig loves ants, so they must be honoured.