Nellpagfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying swan.

Nellpagfeb created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellpagfeb, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nellpagfeb, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nellpagfeb's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nellpagfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the west.