Nellpagfeb is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, flying
swan.
Nellpagfeb created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nellpagfeb, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nellpagfeb, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Nellpagfeb's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Nellpagfeb's Holy Commandments1. Never run in holy places.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Never write about planets.
4. Do not wear magenta clothing.
5. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the west.