Yogduntad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, capable finch.

Yogduntad created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yogduntad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogduntad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yogduntad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yogduntad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never bounce near tapirs.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Hide from fawn snakes for they are unholy.