Jarndibgum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil dugong.

Jarndibgum created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarndibgum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jarndibgum, it will send minions to preach to you.

Jarndibgum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jarndibgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.