Nurldogflab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful mouse.

Nurldogflab created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurldogflab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurldogflab, she will turn you into a dog.

Nurldogflab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurldogflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nurldogflab's name in vain.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurldogflab.