Maplarglid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy walrus.

Maplarglid created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Maplarglid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Maplarglid, it will turn you into a mouse.

Maplarglid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Maplarglid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.