Pibgudtad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-knowing crocodile.

Pibgudtad created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgudtad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pibgudtad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pibgudtad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pibgudtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never feed rice to goats while wearing black ear rings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.