Cussvilfobfun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful sheep.

Cussvilfobfun created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussvilfobfun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cussvilfobfun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cussvilfobfun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cussvilfobfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never wear orange tights.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never sing in the presence of gulls.