Ranmatbusstip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, flying shrew.

Ranmatbusstip created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranmatbusstip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranmatbusstip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Ranmatbusstip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Ranmatbusstip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Ranmatbusstip loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Never talk about stars.