Vanhimgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong hummingbird.

Vanhimgeb created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanhimgeb, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vanhimgeb, it will remove you from existence.

Vanhimgeb's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vanhimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to ants while wearing white kilts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never laugh in the presence of doves.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.