Hudbaptik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent toad.

Hudbaptik created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbaptik, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hudbaptik, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hudbaptik's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hudbaptik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Worship no other gods but Hudbaptik.

3. You must love Hudbaptik.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never play with disobedient children.