Cissdaghim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonourable lizard.

Cissdaghim created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissdaghim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cissdaghim, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cissdaghim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cissdaghim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if five sheep approach from the south.

3. Cissdaghim loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.