Lundadlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing yak.

Lundadlarp created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Lundadlarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lundadlarp, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lundadlarp's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lundadlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Lundadlarp loves great tits, so they must be honoured.