Likzub is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy sheep.

Likzub created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likzub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likzub, he will boil you in a big pot.

Likzub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Likzub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Likzub first in all things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Always obey Likzub's priests.