Zodominzass is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm wyrm.

Zodominzass created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Zodominzass, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zodominzass, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zodominzass' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zodominzass' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck gray.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about planets.