Tiksommob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, calm squid.

Tiksommob created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiksommob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tiksommob, she will laugh at you.

Tiksommob's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tiksommob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Tiksommob loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Do not kill geese.