Vilpop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable wombat.

Vilpop created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilpop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vilpop, it will turn you into a rock.

Vilpop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vilpop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vilpop on top of all buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always obey Vilpop's priests.

4. Vilpop loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Never skip in holy places.