Rullaprowtad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless crab.

Rullaprowtad created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullaprowtad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rullaprowtad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rullaprowtad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rullaprowtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.