Wikmegdaggepvedtartip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable gerbil.

Wikmegdaggepvedtartip created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikmegdaggepvedtartip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikmegdaggepvedtartip, he will turn you into a slug.

Wikmegdaggepvedtartip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wikmegdaggepvedtartip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Wikmegdaggepvedtartip's name in vain.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.