Natquaffedgundim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sapient goat.

Natquaffedgundim created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natquaffedgundim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natquaffedgundim, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Natquaffedgundim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Natquaffedgundim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Natquaffedgundim.

5. Always help sick horses.