Dodfetfubgomhogflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong bear.

Dodfetfubgomhogflis created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodfetfubgomhogflis, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodfetfubgomhogflis, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dodfetfubgomhogflis' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dodfetfubgomhogflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Dodfetfubgomhogflis loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.